mercuryrose777

ive waited all year to be able to reblog this

My 4 moods

some kid: just drop your trash on the floor it’ll be picked up that’s what the cleaners are paid for
me: my mama said we can’t be friends anymore effective right now immediately

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karlcat:

it is a Scientifically Proven Fact that once a group of people become friends, the tendency to make really foolish decisions skyrockets…. and from this chaos…. the Mom Friend™ rises, ready to keep everyone alive, armed with exasperation and common sense in spades

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deezcandiedyamztho:

THIS!

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teddylacroix:

savagelucy42:
romythe:
mydollyaviana:
A crash course on non-disney films and studios (sequels not included; list is not exhaustive)
This should be standard knowledge for movielovers
It is a pet peeve of mine when people refer to any animated film as Disney. And by “pet peeve” I mean it makes me want to punch them in the face.
Gosh, the Sulllivan Bluth ones were my childhood…

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team-nerd-angel:

waronidiocy:
If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts
my theatre teacher has all of these on a wall in his classroom.

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archiemcphee:

The five stages of grief become even more relatable when expressed as margarine products. Oh butter, what would we do without you?
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